Black joke[無翻譯,原文看比較好笑]

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There is a plane with 100 passenger.
80% is Mexican
17% is Frenchman
The rest is 2 black,a father and a son,
and a guy from german who is the black's friend.

Something happen,plane became stalling.
The captain decide to lose their weight to let the plane won't descending so quick to crash.
He says to be fair, and not discriminate,we will have to call out people in alphabetical order to jump off the plane.

The captain then declares "All African Americans,please raise your hand."
A black son tells his dad "Oh no,that be us."
His black dad says "No sons, thats not us."

The captain comes back and says "unfortunately, we haven't lost any weight yet. I will have to ask all black people to jump off the plane."
A black son tells his dad again"Oh no,that be us."
His black dad says "No sons, thats not us."

The captain comes back and says "unfortunately, we still haven't lost any weight yet. I will have to ask all colored people to jump out of the plane."
A black son tells his dad again"Oh no,that must be us."

His black dad says "I said shut up son, we be niggers today!"

And captain continue to say the alphabet,
Frenchman are all jump off the plane,
The plane still need to lose some weight.
And the captain is coming to the G.

Then,the black son tells germen who is sitting beside him,
"good bye,uncle bob,I will miss you"

Germen says "I am Nazi today."

And germen look the people whom surround him,then quiet says









"And Mexican will go first."