Black joke.(All English)

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There is a plane with 100 passenger.
80% is Mexican
17% is Frenchman
The rest is 2 black,a father and a son,
and a guy from german who is the black's friend.

Something happen,plane became stalling.
The captain decide to lose their weight to let the plane won't descending so quick to crash.
He says to be fair, and not discriminate,we will have to call out people in alphabetical order to jump off the plane.

The captain then declares "All African Americans,please raise your hand."
A black son tells his dad "Oh no,that be us."
His black dad says "No sons, thats not us."

The captain comes back and says "unfortunately, we haven't lost any weight yet. I will have to ask all black people to jump off the plane."
A black son tells his dad again"Oh no,that be us."
His black dad says "No sons, thats not us."

The captain comes back and says "unfortunately, we still haven't lost any weight yet. I will have to ask all colored people to jump out of the plane."
A black son tells his dad again"Oh no,that must be us."

His black dad says "I said shut up son, we be niggers today!"

And captain continue to say the alphabet,
Frenchman are all jump off the plane,
The plane still need to lose some weight.
And the captain is coming to the G.

Then,the black son tells germen who is sitting beside him,"good bye,uncle bob,I will miss you"

Germen says "I am Nazi today."

And germen look the people whom surround him,then quiet says









"And Mexican will go first."

phoenasty787

中文翻譯

有1架飛機載了100個乘客。
80%是墨西哥
17％是法國人
其餘3%是2個黑人，黑人父親和黑人兒子，
還有一個德國人
是黑人爸爸的朋友。

不知道哪裡故障，飛機開始失速。
船長決定要減少飛機的重量，
讓飛機不會下降這麼快並且墜機。

他說，為了公平，而不是歧視誰，我們不得不按字母順序來請人跳下飛機。
機長隨後宣布“所有非洲裔美國人(African Americans)，請舉手。”
黑人兒子告訴黑人爸爸：“哦，不，那是我們。”
他的黑人爸爸說：“不、兒子，那不是我們。”

機長又說“不幸的是，我們並沒有失去任何重量。
現在我要求所有黑人(black people)跳下了飛機。”
黑人兒子又告訴爸爸：“哦，不，那是我們。”
他的黑人爸爸說：“不、兒子，那不是我們。”

機長回來說“不幸的是，我們還沒有失去任何重量。
現在我要求所有有色人種(colored people)跳出飛機。”
黑人兒子又告訴黑人爸爸：“哦，不，那一定是我們了吧。”
他的黑人爸爸說：“閉嘴！兒子，今天的我們是黑奴(niggers,建議大家用The N word,避免在現實被黑人打、在美國地區使用特別注意)！”

由於沒有人跳下飛機
機長接著繼續按照字母表點人，
點到F時法國人(frenchman)都跳下了飛機，
這架飛機還需要減少一些重量。
船長便指名G開頭的人.


然後，黑人兒子告訴坐在他身旁的德國人(germen)
“再見，鮑勃叔叔，我會想念你的”

德國人說：“不，今天的我是納粹(Nazi)。”

德國人看看他周圍的人，
然後安靜和黑人兒子說









“然後墨西哥人(Mexican)會比我們先走。”


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